Posts tagged humour
Manchester United to sign New Players from Malaysia??
Apr 1st
KUALA LUMPUR : Following the recent deal between Malaysia Telecommunications Giant TM and Manchester United, the doors have been opened for 2 Malaysians to undergo a few training sessions at one the world’s best football club.
Kenny, a local celebrity from Kuching, has been closely monitored by United since 2009 during the Manchester United Asia Tour 2009 despite him not playing in both games at Bukit Jalil. The highly profilic Malaysian who have gained fame not through his golden legs but his personal blog have managed to attract a lot of fans including Sir Alex Ferguson himself who enjoys reading Kenny’s blog.
Liang on the other hand have been widely reported by local Malaysian media and is not a stranger to the public anymore.
Despite interest from a host of leading European clubs including Real Madrid and Inter Milan, Ferguson is confident that there will be a positive outcome from the training sessions as the Barclays Premier League champions continue to look to Asia for potential stars of the future.
Signing Park, the Korean midfield player, in 2004 and having him being part of the core at Manchester United scoring at crucial times in recent matches shows that Asia could produce world class players
Rayis Razhak, United’s principal scout in Asia, recommended that Ferguson sign both Kenny and Liang last summer, but the manager has opted to bring them to Carrington first and see how they progress.
However, Kenny is rumoured to be in Ferguson’s wanted list since the Asia Tour with a rumoured price of £50,000. Any deal would be dependent on the player getting a work permit.
When interviewed, Kenny said confidently : “If Park Ji Sung can do it, I can, MALAYSIA BOLEH!”
Both Kenny and Liang have been spotted at Old Trafford enjoying their times wearing jerseys of their idols.
Digg Nose Berry Good!
Mar 5th
You know, whenever i find anything that interests me a lot or come across anything extremely funny or educational, i’ll randomly decided to put it up here and talk about it sharing to YOU who reads my blog.
Just hours ago, i was browsing Facebook and i saw a friend tagged along on this very picture and after i click into it only i find out about this shocking news.
Its funny for me and i think it’s quite educational as well for YOU!! Well if it’s true LOL!!
Basicly it says that a doctor from Austria found out that digging your nose and taking out the “nose shits” where you proceed on eating them will help in improving your body immune system.
Sound stupid huh? Have no idea on how true is it, i read it and had a good laugh about it and that’s all. and NO I DIDN’T TRY IT!!
Well if you want to know more about what’s written in the news article above then ask me personally or get a friend to translate it for you haha!!
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Ok time for me to talk about some other stuffs and NO don’t go away first lah i haven started yet ok?
First, i would like to tell you this Kimberly here is very the awesome because she just did some wicked comparison on the best Twitter applications for Blackberry. Go read it if you’re like me who’s a Twitter Addict!!
So yes its about the Blackberry Storm2 9520 by Celcom and talking about the phone, i can’t stop thinking about the 3.25″ LCD hi-resolution HVGA + Colour Display screen.
Ultimate all-in-one messaging and multimedia, this is somehow true in many ways. Blackberry devices have been well known for its well designed Push Email Service providing secure E-Mail messaging.
Since the attack of Blackberry devices on Malaysia resulting in a huge wave of youths/younger generation people embracing the phone itself, i would say that the Blackberry Storm actually suits the youths more because of its much more better for entertainment needs where the younger generation are constantly looking for more entertainment every now and then.
I can imagine how awesome it is watching a clip/show on the 3.25″ LCD screen when i’m out and with the capability of adding up to 32GB MicroSD memory to this device, there’ll be quite a lot of entertainment for one’s daily life!
It would be much more comfortable surfing the internet with such a large screen especially with websites containing a lot of interesting contents right?
I don’t know whether will you agree with me on this but hey at least i myself as one of the *cough* younger *cough* generation thinks so that the Blackberry Storm2 will be an awesome device for *cough* young *cough* people *cough* LIKE ME!!
For more on The Blackberry Storm2 9520 by Celcom, Click Here.
The Year 2012 in Malaysia
Dec 3rd
Seriously, what do you know about the year 2012? A movie with plain storyline + awesome effects?
End of the world, Armageddon and such have been associated with that year itself. Oh well 13 years ago, people were already saying that we’ll be doom in Y2K. o.O
Great!
So the internet is full of tales and stories along with discussion where everyone will die very soon somehow someday not know WHAT exactly will happen. The most awesome book of all time, THE BIBLE didn’t mention a specific date but according to the prophecy in the Bible, All life on earth will come to the edge of extiction.
Then there’s this supporting so called “fact” pulling the Maya civilization into the picture stating that they knew about something but we don’t know about it and all we have is a date. 21 December 2012. Search a bit more and these terms came out
Long Count
b’ak’tuns
k’atuns
Hunab Ku
Planet Nibiru
Tortuguero
Chilam Balam
Galactic alignment
Black hole alignment
Jenkins’s hypothesis
Timewave zero and the I Ching
T__________________T
The Long Count set its “zero date” at a point in the past marking the end of the previous world and the beginning of the current one, which corresponds to either 11 or 13 August 3114 BC in the Proleptic Gregorian calendar, depending on the formula used. Unlike the 52-year calendar round still used today among the Maya, the Long Count was linear, rather than cyclical, and kept time roughly in units of 20, so 20 days made a uinal, 18 uinals, or 360 days, made a tun, 20 tuns made a k’atun, and 20 k’atuns, or 144,000 days, made up a b’ak’tun. So, for example, the Mayan date of 8.3.2.10.15 represents 8 b’ak’tuns, 3 k’atuns, 2 tuns, 10 uinals and 15 days since creation. Many Mayan inscriptions have the count shifting to a higher order after 13 b’ak’tuns.[13][14] Today, the most widely accepted correlations of the end of the thirteenth b’ak’tun, or Mayan date 13.0.0.0.0, with the Western calendar are either December 21 or December 23, 2012.
The more i read through these stuffs, the more i think i’m going insane. No wonder Scully was seeing things in the later season of X-Files, totally can’t imagine how did the actor and actress as Mulder and Scully managed to go through so many seasons of filming on X-Files.
So yea, 2012.
Some think that we’ll all die while some think that it’s something not worth paying attention on. If you ask me, i would tell you one thing i know about 2012.
If you’ve watched the movie 2012 that was out recently you will know that China built a few “ARKS” in an effort to “save” human mankind! Yes the country that blocked FACEBOOK.
NOW!
The truth is, Malaysia is on a secret project as well, to preserve the Keris, Roti Canai, Nasi Lemak, Bak Kut Teh, Nasi Kandar and most probably the 1Malaysia Lotus F1 Racing team. To make it happen, they have secretly build an exclusive area to keep all those mentioned above.
The place will be officially open to public in the year 2012!
“The project will be funded via RM500mil borrowings from local banks and the balance of RM200mil through internal funding,” she said.
“We will provide shades and canopies using tropical trees and will maintain the natural topography of the area,” said Ussher.
Don’t believe it? Go here.
We’ll even have our own Storm Troopers!!
WONDERFUL!! No?
Microsoft CIBAI and P1 Wiggy 69
Jul 15th
I had a good laugh when this CIBAI thingy was brought up all of a sudden thanks to the massive tweets and retweets on twitter, Good Job to Microsoft that you entertained us all especially us Chinese people.
and then, earlier today i saw a link on one of the tweet showing this wiggy69 package. Awesome man i tell you, GETTING A 69 FOR YOUR WIGGY IS UNBELIEVABLE!!
WIGGY 69!!
YEA MAN!!! What’s next?
APPLE KUK*J*AO ??
or
STREAMYX 67 ??
o.O
*its okay if you don’t understand this post. Just ignore it, if not ask your friends who speak canto. xD
LOUSY KABINET!
Jun 1st
Yet another video recorded during FUSED Comedy Night @ Mist Club. , a joke that could get the comedian placed behind bars with ISA. The IKUT SUKA AKU act. xD
Oh and this time the stand-up comedian is Chi Ho. Cheers!!
NO WONDER THE KABINET IS SO LOUSY!
Enjoy!
Malay language is also known as English language beta Version 2.0
May 31st
Last Thursday, i attended the very first session of FUSED Comedy Night @ Mist Club. Though it started late, it was pretty funny as i heard a few new jokes by the peeps from YCOM.
Well its considered new for these recent weeks at least.
One of it is the one thing in this country that we Malaysians should be proud of, which is the Malay Language.
Malay language is also known as English language beta Version 2 0
I hope you think its funny because i thought so…
but if you don’t then hold on there because i have one more short clip to be post!
Till then…
Happy April Fools Day 2009
Apr 1st
Just came back from a yumcha session after Nuffnang premiere screening on Fast & Furious 4 and i must tell you, i love da muvee!! NICE!!
Go watch it in the cinemas!!
Anyways, yesterday was a pretty interesting. There was a news of Microsoft acquiring Apple. Then over at jobstreet there’s this most awesome job!!
then the traffic light tried to be funny by blinking its light causing traffic jam xD.
Good thing the people at Nuffnang didn’t display a banner @ Cineleisure with 4 words – Happy April Fools Day. Lolx. Oh btw, i really wish this was true. Haha. I have people congratulating me, asking me to treat and i even have an enquiry on the clash between google adsense with nuffnang gliterrati status!! LOL. Both of them won’t clash la!!!
Happy April Fools Day!!
