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Normally, when i get forwarded emails, it would most likely end up in the trash.

It’s quite rare for me to read such a mail so long that is full of words these days and i just happened to do so earlier just now.

A forwarded mail by some friend with this title “Karangan ‘Terbaik’ UPSR 2007 “. Some of you might have read this before but anyhow i still think that i should put this up here!

Go ahead and read it!

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

One of the best entertainment for me these few days i must say!

This email initiator must have been putting that title sarcastically when he/she start forwarding out this very essay and seriously, if such a student exist when he/she wrote this essay at UPSR level, that student definitely deserve a clap from me because i was not even close to the TERROR-NESS of this specific student writing such an awesome essay. I’m serious, don’t you think it’s awesome? No?

Okay, maybe this whole essay is some kinda joke and not really written by a student at UPSR level.

Well, one thing i know, i had a good start today and i’m positive about the things to come during the weekend! Thanks to the essay lolx!

Hehe. Cheers!!

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40 Responses so far.

  1. CincauHangus says:

    wonder what he scores he got. lol

  2. Tallboyz says:

    Tat’s the best essay i ever read. lol
    .-= Tallboyz´s last blog ..Phobia 2 =-.

  3. joshuatly says:

    really funny! LMAO!
    .-= joshuatly´s last blog ..Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-02 =-.

  4. Jan says:

    haha..
    evyone dies (out of the blue) in his story..
    too much movies,i guess..
    bt he’s great in keeping up to the latest..

  5. nicdanic says:

    actually
    i saw this karangan before

    pengunaan kata sangat bagus
    jalan cerita cukup jelas
    bahasa yang cukup bagus

    but

    tapi kelogikkan jalan cerita sering dipertikaikan

    we don’t say kesemuannya mati..we say meninggal dunia.
    so bahasa sangat pasar.and tidak sesuai.
    i don’t feel one UPSR student can write this…

  6. aidi-safuan says:

    haha…so sad la for a upsr student write a karangan like diz.hihi
    .-= aidi-safuan´s last blog ..Really hope you guys can become disable =-.

  7. kusut says:

    omg this karangan is so tragic. the writer could become a very entertaining blogger eh?
    .-= kusut´s last blog ..tentang 3DTotal Forum’s Low Poly Challenge =-.

  8. jolene says:

    great essay to start off my day
    .-= jolene´s last blog ..Cut Now! Get a Wiggy Free! =-.

  9. fit says:

    hahaha that was…………briliant!
    .-= fit´s last blog ..Hujan 16 jam di Perlis =-.

  10. CWKen says:

    i posted the exact same thing on my blog LOL

  11. farenova says:

    hahahhahaah This is hillarious!..How creative he is… I believe the examiner should get serious heart-attack and definitely died after marking the paper…
    I’ll share with u guys one of my brother’s best karangan someday if he allow me to do so… however u may check out my blog if there is any in future…

    feel free to visit farenova.blogspot.com
    .-= farenova´s last blog ..Off With Those Heads! =-.

  12. Arief says:

    the essay was quite fun and nothing short of brilliance.
    however, it’s quite impossible for a upsr student to write such a thing..
    it’s still a good laugh though!
    .-= Arief´s last blog ..I Need Good __uck =-.

  13. Lionel0008 says:

    He spelled laporan as lapuran. Definitely minus some marks there

  14. fana says:

    karangan yang penuh dengan fantasi

    my blog – http://fanakechique.blogspot.com
    .-= fana´s last blog ..Perasaan Selepas Bebas? =-.

  15. tiffanie says:

    or maybe he can be a script writer when he grows up. wild imagination!

  16. theeggyolks says:

    omg! When I was in primary 6, I don’t even know what is light speed!! LOL! The writer is creative!I can’t stop laughing while reading
    .-= theeggyolks´s last blog ..My Top 5 Treat List =-.

  17. joshuaongys says:

    > CincauHangus : Haha A++++++!! xD

    > Tallboyz : best right? very entertaining lol

    > joshuatly : hehehe glad u like it!!

    > Jan : perhaps he/she just watched some end of the world movie lol hahah

    > nicdanic : hahahahahaha i doubt so dat a UPSR student wrote this but what important is i had fun reading it! heh

    > aidi-safuan : lolx happy that he/she can entertain us then!

    > kusut : yahh tragic in a way, oh and why didnt i thought so!! yes u are right, he/she could be a very entertaining blogger!!

    > jolene : hahaha great!! GIMME 5!!

    > CWKen : You know, great minds think alike!! heee

    > farenova : the examiner will get it for sure but wont die la lmao hehehe oh good share about it!!

    > Arief : Yes that’s what matters and why i put it up, good laugh!! hehe

    > Lionel0008 : He/she too gan jiong ady!

    > fana : penuh dengan fantasi, memang pun!

    > tiffanie : kekekekeke didnt imagine u commenting here!!

    > theeggyolks : GOOD!! hehehe glad u like it then heee

  18. megat says:

    such a good imagination indeed! (kah3) what will happen to that kid one day? arkitek? software engineer?
    .-= megat´s last blog ..Upin Dan Ipin, Pengaruh Kehidupan Kanak-kanak Islam =-.

  19. wen pink says:

    LOL WTF LAH!!! His imagination is so good man.. he must have watched too much tv =.=” sweat!

  20. RealGunners says:

    oi!! who stole my UPSR karangan book??!! no wonder it’s gone!!!
    .-= RealGunners´s last blog ..The In Season =-.

  21. ahchia says:

    damn sad, everyone die in the end. LOL

  22. joshuaongys says:

    > megat : too free i think that person who wrote this hahaha xD most likely its not a kid bah..

    > wenpink : LOL yahhh watched too much tv definitely!

    > Realgunners : OH SO ITS U!!! lol

    > ahchia : hahahahha its already sad from the start la, the mother menikam him/her already!

  23. rina says:

    hai… krangan awak baguss… arh…

  24. ANR says:

    I’ve read this before. But seriously, that student must be nuts if he/she really wrote this. and I’m sure orang yang semak mesti pecah perut!

  25. abuzone says:

    har3 kelakar tahap gabam pecah perut gue!!

  26. nurfarah syahirah says:

    Kelakar punye karangan beb…

  27. are_dey says:

    so funny..but x logic
    ada ker tukar jadi ultraman..
    ish3..pelik sungguh!!!

  28. NURUL HANA says:

    klakar giler!!!!!!!!!!camne ko wat ha?????????????

  29. NURUL HANA says:

    skrang ko student kat ne???????????

  30. Anonymous says:

    awesome essay great imagenation and the story were so funny keep it up my fren may god bless u

  31. khai25 says:

    This is very stupid essay!!!!!!!

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